GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movi